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ZOMLET by TONE KNOWLEDGE44 January 19, 2009
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Zometeen 

Zometeen

Het woord zometeen is een woord wat genormaliseerd is door Surinamers in de jaren 80. Het woord bestaat eigenlijk uit twee woorden namelijk 'Zo' en 'Meteen'. Het geeft aan dat je iets binnenkort zal doen en wordt vaak gebruikt wanneer je weet dat je te laat zal komen, omdat er geen tijdsaanduiding is, waardoor er meer tijdsspeling ontstaat. Het woord wordt nog steeds gebruikt in de Nederlandse volksmond maar is nooit meegenomen in de Dikke Van Dale.

Geschiedenis

Wanneer mensen vroeger de vraag stelden "Hoe laat ben je er?". Antwoorden zij eerst nog; "Ik kom er meteen aan", maar dan kwamen ze alsnog te laat.
Wanneer zij "zo" zeiden was dat weer onbetrouwbaar omdat het geen tijd aangaf. Toen bedacht een (onbekende) universitair opgeleide Surinamer het woord 'zometeen', waarmee je aangeeft dat het vroeg of (te) laat wel goed komt.

Referenties

Het eerste geschreven materiaal wat gevonden werd met het woord 'zometeen' was in 1983 op een notitie gemaakt op een papiertje wat onder een auto ruitenwisser werd geplaatst. Het was geschreven door iemand die aangaf ‘zometeen’ terug te zijn om de schade aan zijn auto betalen. Helaas is die belofte nooit nagekomen.
In de jaren 90 werd het woord steeds vaker gebruikt, zo ook op televisie. Onder andere John Williams gebruikte het woord vaak in het TV programma Call TV (Game Time), en gaf ook toe dat het een stopwoord was geworden. John zei het vaak wanneer de reclame zou beginnen en wanneer hij ergens op terug zou komen.
zo meteen surinamers zometeen
Zometeen by hiQer May 2, 2014
The newest internet bbs sensation populated by pedophiles, racists, misogynists, violent criminals, stoners, junkies, ex-junkies, sadists, and other deviants who are seeking refuge since the closure of Totse (RIP). Now wishing to present their skewed perspectives as acceptable human behaviors. Except for Bat Country they're mostly from the chans.
You: Hey Zoklet is like totse with more freedom!

Poast-Bortem!: I've got 19 infractions and am leaving forever.

Zok: B@@NZORZ

Poast-Bortem!: Oh-Noes!
Zoklet by SWIY April 13, 2009
"man, this kid is such a zoomlet.."
zoomlet by hypnoticwitch March 9, 2021
An online BBS that features mostly civil discourse with a hint of communist overtones.
Man: Yeah man, Zoklet.net is the best place for information.

Girl: What about this guy named Snoopy? He sure starts alot of trouble.

Man: Don't worry about that commie, apart from him they're mostly a good group.
A group of terrible, utterly unstable people.
Did you see that? That’s zomet! They’re so fucking stupid talking about wieners in buns.
zomet by fuckinghotdoginabun November 22, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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