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Steve'd yourself 

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.
Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."

barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la
"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."
barbara'd yourself by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020

Barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la
"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."
Barbara'd yourself by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020

Novak'd yourself

To shit ones pants in any local convient store and throw your clothes in the trash can. It also involves employees quitting when told to clean up.
You Novak'd yourself
Novak'd yourself by Matt0311 June 18, 2026

National Kill Yourself Day 

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.

national piss yourself day 

umm nationla piss urself day is every november 27th and 28th and it when you pee yourslef violently for the entire day
cart: did you know that today is national piss yourself day?
pee: no
cart: kys :3 *pees self
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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