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Yourself'd

When you're having a bad day and something makes it worse, then it affects you for weeks.
But then you realize that it's your fault.
You got Yourself'd
by Petrificated October 16, 2022
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Steve'd yourself

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.
Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."
by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020
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barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la
"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."
by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020
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Barbara'd yourself

1. Open yourself up to a joke of sexual innuendo.

2. Say something so blatantly sexual that needs an immediate joke cracked at your expense.

3. La-la-la-la-la-la-la
"Oh yea! I am so sore from getting up and down yesterday."
*Awkward Silence*
"Damn, you just Barbara'd yourself..."
by Senior Rekrap December 2, 2020
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National Kill Yourself Day

April 21st is National Kill Yourself Day because it is the day after 4/20. After getting high as hell, you feel like shit. So if someone says kill youself today, then don’t hesitate bitch.
Kate: Bridget, it’s National Kill Yourself Day.
Bridget: Oof, gotta go swallow some pills then.
by Julia Evergreen May 28, 2018
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national piss yourself day

umm nationla piss urself day is every november 27th and 28th and it when you pee yourslef violently for the entire day
cart: did you know that today is national piss yourself day?
pee: no
cart: kys :3 *pees self
by towignw5imgkmrfldmk rptn November 27, 2021
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go fuck yourself doctrine

The go fuck yourself doctrine states that anyone and everyone, WITH NO EXCEPTIONS WHATSOEVER, can go fuck themselves.
For example, the go fuck yourself doctrine states:

Oprah can go fuck herself.

Mother Theresa can go fuck herself.

Ghandi can go fuck himself.

50cent can go fuck himself.

Abraham Lincoln and Winston Churchill and Nelson Mandela and the Pope and Ayatollah Khameni can all go fuck themselves.

You can go fuck yourself.

I can go fuck myself.

God can go fuck itself.
by Figleaf23 August 4, 2007
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