Your wiener 

Well something invisible to the human eye or any eye in that matter is well your dick

John : wassup

Tyler :wassup micro peen. John has your wiener and it is a small one

Your wiener by Didlolicker9000 November 30, 2019

let your wiener do the walking 

To let your sexual-attraction to an individual hinder your judgement of them.

"You let your wiener do the walking, and now I'm dead!"
-Rick Sanchez

let your wiener do the walking by CuteBoy56 January 22, 2017

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? 

A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie

How'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?

how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener? by phil atio April 13, 2008

Chill your wiener 

Relax.

X: LET'S WATCH MICHAEL FLATLEY PRESENTS LORD OF THE DANCE!
Y: Dude, chill your wiener.

Chill your wiener by Relatiely large penis October 26, 2011

feener for your wiener 

wanting someone's penis, opposite of cock block.

"yeah, your ex is a total feener for your wiener"

feener for your wiener by ConnorMc June 24, 2008

Snack on your own wiener

To stick your own dick.

Al: If you could, would you snack on your own wiener?

Austin: Of course I would.

Snack on your own wiener by Penis with a D August 22, 2022

A Wiener in Your Face

The best way to wake up.

Kurtis 1: Sleeping
Kurtis 2: Shoving a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face "Hey hello, look at the dog, look-look at the dog!"
Kurtis 1: What-what the fuck? Who are you?
Kurtis 2: It's me! Remember, you hired me to wake you up with a 6 AM hotdog because you said the best way to wake up is with a wiener in your face?"
Kurtis 1: "Oh yeah!"
Kurtis 2: Shoves a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face

A Wiener in Your Face by SillyGuy89_ May 28, 2026