Your wiener
Your wiener by Didlolicker9000 November 30, 2019
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let your wiener do the walking
let your wiener do the walking by CuteBoy56 January 22, 2017
how'd it go with your lady friend? Carve up any ice...with your wiener?
A quote from the will ferrell movie "Blades of Glory". Easily one of the funniest quotes in the movie
Chill your wiener
Chill your wiener by Relatiely large penis October 26, 2011
feener for your wiener
feener for your wiener by ConnorMc June 24, 2008
Snack on your own wiener
Snack on your own wiener by Penis with a D August 22, 2022
A Wiener in Your Face
The best way to wake up.
Kurtis 1: Sleeping
Kurtis 2: Shoving a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face "Hey hello, look at the dog, look-look at the dog!"
Kurtis 1: What-what the fuck? Who are you?
Kurtis 2: It's me! Remember, you hired me to wake you up with a 6 AM hotdog because you said the best way to wake up is with a wiener in your face?"
Kurtis 1: "Oh yeah!"
Kurtis 2: Shoves a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face
Kurtis 2: Shoving a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face "Hey hello, look at the dog, look-look at the dog!"
Kurtis 1: What-what the fuck? Who are you?
Kurtis 2: It's me! Remember, you hired me to wake you up with a 6 AM hotdog because you said the best way to wake up is with a wiener in your face?"
Kurtis 1: "Oh yeah!"
Kurtis 2: Shoves a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face
A Wiener in Your Face by SillyGuy89_ May 28, 2026
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