Definitions by SillyGuy89_
A Wiener in Your Face
Kurtis 1: Sleeping
Kurtis 2: Shoving a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face "Hey hello, look at the dog, look-look at the dog!"
Kurtis 1: What-what the fuck? Who are you?
Kurtis 2: It's me! Remember, you hired me to wake you up with a 6 AM hotdog because you said the best way to wake up is with a wiener in your face?"
Kurtis 1: "Oh yeah!"
Kurtis 2: Shoves a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face
Kurtis 2: Shoving a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face "Hey hello, look at the dog, look-look at the dog!"
Kurtis 1: What-what the fuck? Who are you?
Kurtis 2: It's me! Remember, you hired me to wake you up with a 6 AM hotdog because you said the best way to wake up is with a wiener in your face?"
Kurtis 1: "Oh yeah!"
Kurtis 2: Shoves a hotdog in Kurtis 1's face
A Wiener in Your Face by SillyGuy89_ May 28, 2026
diethnesystimamonadonophobia
Johnny: “It is 39 degrees Fahrenheit today, and in Celsius, that would be—“
Jeffery: “Please don’t, I have diethnesystimamonadonophobia.”
Jeffery: “Please don’t, I have diethnesystimamonadonophobia.”
diethnesystimamonadonophobia by SillyGuy89_ February 18, 2026
Turn the Opaque Deer Clear!
A phrase commented under tweets to make the opaque clear blocking the tweet. (usually Elon Musk’s) As more people comment it, the opaque deer becomes slightly more clear until it is gone.
Elon’s Tweet: “Amazing that Ozempic is actually affecting @Walmart food sales! While no drug is without side effects, health problems associated with obesity almost certainly exceed the risks of GLP-1 agonists.”
Opaque Deer: Blocking the Tweet
ScoobyDoo69: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”
Jim Minion: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”
Opaque Deer: Blocking the Tweet
ScoobyDoo69: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”
Jim Minion: “Turn the opaque deer clear!”
Turn the Opaque Deer Clear! by SillyGuy89_ February 18, 2026
Guys who wear hats back here
Whisper: Gonna drink a monster idc if my pregnant
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
Kurtis: Of course that’s what the dad looks like, if there’s anything I want to get out from my internet presence it’s that guys who wear hats back here love monster energy
Guys who wear hats back here by SillyGuy89_ September 27, 2025