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YouTube's demonetisation 

A bunch of nonsense to gain bullying EXP to Susan Wojcicki, you can get demonetised for stupid stuff like showing a Street Fighter character, however, you can get away with saying a racial slur (PewDiePie saying "what a fucking nigger," or showing a dead body, proof of Logan Paul going to the Aokigahara suicide forest.
Oh no, YouTube's demonetisation rules suck! This picture is YouTube in a nutshell.

youtube's comment section 

Simply the best part of Youtube
Kid A: Damn son, have you seen the comments on ----'s video?
Kid B: Dude, I'm still crying. These comments were hilarious! I will never get bored of reading Youtube's comment section!

The Youtube’s 

A discreet way to describe white people. Usually abbreviated as “yt” for “yt people”.
The YouTube’s love to celebrate the Fourth of July

Top Youtube Comment(s) 

One of the first Youtube comments you usually see when you scroll down the comment section. Depending on how you chose to sort it, it would be the most liked comment or the most recent. Top comments are usually clever, expressive or just completely random.
P1" I want the Top Youtube comment(s)!"
P2" Duh lets play Russian Roulette. Every 5th like wins"

"Children's" youtube channels 

This includes couple, family, and prank channels (made for kids).
They undermine things like physical abuse, kidnappings, and sexual abuse.
Man, "Children's" youtube channels are so bad.

Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.
Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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