United Kingdom

A place where a lot of people just think it's another word for England. But it also has Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland as well as England.

The United Kingdom is better than the United States in almost every way.

Sorry Americans

by Power476 September 14, 2020

number three

doing a pee and a poo

Cody: Mr Brown
Mr Brown: Yes
Cody: Can I please use the bathroom
Mr Brown: RU taking number one or number two?
Cody: Number three

by Power476 July 25, 2020

Peter Piper Pizza

The only fast-food restaurant where more than half of the people that know it, first heard of it from Grounded Videos.

Caillou: I want to go to Chuck E. Cheese's or Peter Piper Pizza (x9000+)

by Power476 February 06, 2021

Louisiana

The US state with tons of swamps

I wonder if Shrek lives in Louisiana

by Power476 July 05, 2020

Michael Jackson

A complete nonce that takes random children to parties at his house.

Michael Jackson is a nonce.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

i edited a peppa pig episode

A sign of minimal originality, effort or comedy, but maximal in viewership.

i edited a peppa pig episode because my parents are stupid

by Power476 December 15, 2020

quarantine

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.

Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.

by Power476 January 20, 2021