A celebration of the time the Americans gave the british the biggest L in the history of Ls
British person: “Why is it spelled ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. ‘but canceled’ in America?”
American: “We gave you the L in 1776 on the Fourth of July.”
by 281CubicInchesOfFreedom July 4, 2018
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The day Will Smith saved the earth from an alien invasion
Person A: Thank goodness Will Smith saved us from aliens
Person B: I'll drink to that. Happy Fourth of July
by HTRFVBHGTFCVGFC July 11, 2008
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the night that everyone spams there stories with fireworks even though nobody even looks at them.
girl: i’m gonna post all of the fireworks on my story on fourth of july even tho no one is gonna even look!
by looooosey.gooooosey July 5, 2019
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The worst day out of the year to enjoy a day the beach
Barbie: Hey Girl! Want to go to the beach and soak up some rays?
Midge: Fuck Girl, it's the Fourth of July. Every inland suburban family has stuffed their mini vans with hotdogs, boogie boards, and their middle school children. We'll never be able to find a parking spot or decent piece of ass!
by CCSDCA July 11, 2008
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A day when all non-U.S born people in America go to the mall to annoy those that are being forced to work that day.
Hey Maaaang, we should to go the mall and chill on the Fourth of July!
by Miss Kittie July 11, 2008
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The day people light things on fire, and blame it on loving their country.
police officer: hey, you kids, that type of fireworks is illegal!
kid: dude, its the fourth of july. just showing some love for my country.
police officer: oh. in that case. toss me an m-80.
by ouirewoi July 4, 2007
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