An alternative way to say 'you are too much'. The longer version is 'you kill me'. The use is for when your friends are being extra but you don't really care you say 'OMG you kill' and move on.
The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazypeople will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.
Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:
(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)
The Underverse is their promised land, believing that unless a person dies "in due time" that they will not go to the Underverse. They also believe heavily in a philosophy that says "you keep what you kill", believing that ending another's life entitles you to their property and position.
A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).