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you kill 

An alternative way to say 'you are too much'. The longer version is 'you kill me'. The use is for when your friends are being extra but you don't really care you say 'OMG you kill' and move on.
Matt: I made out with three guys last night.
Hailey: You kill.
you kill by Nikkolover636 January 29, 2020

you kill me 

this basically means that you make me laugh uncontrollably , to the point where I am literally near fainting
niki : girl, she smell like toothpaste

joy: girl, you kill me
you kill me by ------queen September 26, 2019

You Kill It You Fill It

The concept of, upon an item such as a pot of coffee or bowl of pretzels being emptied, the person who emptied said item is entrusted with the duty of replenishing the goods previously kept therein. Lazy people will not kill things if they are too lazy to fill them, and douchebags will kill them without feeling they should be bothered with refilling them.

Never trust a person who feels above this law. For Example:
(Ted and Jason are in an office setting. Both walk towards a pot of coffee.)
Ted: Mmm, I love coffee.
(Ted pours a cup of coffee, kills it, and begins to walk away.)
Jason: Ted, come on, you kill it you fill it!
Ted: Nah, I'm too big of a douchebag to make coffee.
Jason: Go die in a fire.
(Don't worry, Ted does.)

You kill sound like one white girl ahlie 

The words of a tramp called Nikki
“You kill sound like one white girl ahlie” - use when ugly and insecure

Keep What You Kill 

The Underverse is their promised land, believing that unless a person dies "in due time" that they will not go to the Underverse. They also believe heavily in a philosophy that says "you keep what you kill", believing that ending another's life entitles you to their property and position.
The Lord Marshal:
In our faith, you keep what you kill.
-The Chronicles of Riddick
Keep What You Kill by kaosmoker October 4, 2020

Can you kill someone with a toenail? 

A question that has challenged and crossed the minds of many but has no clear answer anywhere on the internet. I believe that, Yes you can indeed kill someone using only a toe nail.
Can you kill someone with a toenail?
Yeah Easily
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