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i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard 

If someone says this to you its clear that they very much disagree with what you say even if its a fact
Triangle: you're pointless
Circle: i will murder your whole family and eat their corpses then puke it and make you eat it you retard
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"oh you retard!" 

what is said to a friend or collegue when they do something stupid that makes you laugh. Or as a way to show your dissapointment.
eg1:
man1: (slips on the wet floor in the mens and grabs the urinal)
man2: "oh you retard!" (laughs towards/with man1)

eg:2
Man1:(just got the team killed)
Man2:"oh you retard" (face in hands distraught)
"oh you retard!" by liam mogford October 21, 2007

You fucking retard 

Something used to describe how fucking retarded someone actually is.
Jimmy: I just found 2 diamonds and made a hoe with them!
Bob: You fucking retard.

L Retard, What Are You Saying 

A term that is used when one is making zero sense, and you must prove the point to them that you cannot understand them.
insert person rambling nonsense
L Retard, What Are You Saying? I Can’t Understand You, You Slimy, Dripping Garbage Bag.

Are you retarded 

The worst mobile game ad title ever.

Yes, it is a real mobile game ad by ketchapp. It features gameplay of a basketball game thing with a white rectangle on top that says "Are you retarded", matching the ad title.
ketchapp: Are you retarded
The community: Yes, I am

are you regarded 

Slang for are you retarded, used when you're too retarded to spell retarded so you spell regarded.
are you regarded by AbeStan21 October 21, 2022

Are you retarded? 

Said by one when another blurts out something that is simply not true or just total nonsense.
Person 1: 12AM is lunchtime right?

Person 2: Are you retarded?
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