Yngve is a name (male) and condition, with its roots buried deep in the ancient Sibirian tundra. It describes a person who denies any relation (familiar or social) with the nordic native tribe "Kven-folket". Yngve is a person who must live his life in shame and eternal denial. He is often recognized by his lack of ability to grow a beard, and he has no body hair what so ever.A typical Yngve-character has a tendensy of nocturnalism.Throughout history, people who were suffering from "Yngve", have often turned to the remote areas of the Norwegian kommune Troms for consolidation and peace. Therefore, occassionally, most people from the inner parts of Troms are struck by Yngve
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She's a badass and a sweetheart at the same time. Her smile and laugh will charm even a stone.
People find her very attractive, and she's kinda mysterious.
Yngvild's cares about others more than anyone else, and getting love back means the world to them.
She's fun and crazy to be around, and if you know her she'll never bore you.
Her sexual life is something itself, she'll give you a real experience wherever it takes place.
Yngvild's are mostly awake at night, you may find Yngvild'a dancing in the street in the middle of the night. When you first get to know a Yngvild for real, you'll never like to leave her.
If you find an Yngvild with blue beautiful eyes, she's really special and a woman to take care of. Yngvild's are often model sized and made to be stars.
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a. Being a party animal and embarrassing yourself on the dancefloor.
b. (philosophy) The fundamental belief system that there is no reason that tomorrow will ever come and therefor partying accordingly.
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b. (philosophy) The fundamental belief system that there is no reason that tomorrow will ever come and therefor partying accordingly.
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