Yngvildr 

An actual holy shit no kidding super intelligent being with the soul of an actual angel. Usually tall. Often Nordic. Always victorious. Filthy rich.

Yngvildr is good for occasions when:

My Internet is down and I need the definition of a tesseract, someone with the patience to build a working model out of toothpicks two hours before it is due but the glue is on a high shelf and we have to ski there through a battalion of green berets holding bags of tacos that cost 500.00 each.

Yngvildr by Mighty-Ing February 19, 2021

Yngvild

Yngvild's are the women you'll never forget.
She's a badass and a sweetheart at the same time. Her smile and laugh will charm even a stone.

People find her very attractive, and she's kinda mysterious.

Yngvild's cares about others more than anyone else, and getting love back means the world to them.

She's fun and crazy to be around, and if you know her she'll never bore you.
Her sexual life is something itself, she'll give you a real experience wherever it takes place.

Yngvild's are mostly awake at night, you may find Yngvild'a dancing in the street in the middle of the night. When you first get to know a Yngvild for real, you'll never like to leave her.

If you find an Yngvild with blue beautiful eyes, she's really special and a woman to take care of. Yngvild's are often model sized and made to be stars.

Yngvild is beautiful

Yngvild by Thomasboston August 29, 2017

Yngvild

Yngvild is a little pig, with big legs because she is extremely good at football, she does not have adhd but behaves like an adhd youngster, cannot manage to sit still, she laughs like a pig while being lazy. She Is too obvious and can't hide anything

Teacher comes*: Hey what are you doing? (It is not allowed to have bubblegum or music on the school)
Yngvild: (shewing gum obviously)/HUH IS THE MUSIC LOUD?!

Yngvild by Stopid hoe October 15, 2019