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Yngve is a name (male) and condition, with its roots buried deep in the ancient Sibirian tundra. It describes a person who denies any relation (familiar or social) with the nordic native tribe "Kven-folket". Yngve is a person who must live his life in shame and eternal denial. He is often recognized by his lack of ability to grow a beard, and he has no body hair what so ever.A typical Yngve-character has a tendensy of nocturnalism.Throughout history, people who were suffering from "Yngve", have often turned to the remote areas of the Norwegian kommune Troms for consolidation and peace. Therefore, occassionally, most people from the inner parts of Troms are struck by Yngve
How typical "Yngve" of you to deny that!
yngve by Bricktops November 17, 2006
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Yngve is an incredibly attractive and hot man who is nice and based and everybody loves
Everyone: OMG it's Yngve
Yngve: yes
Yngve by Duke Leto XLIILXIX February 8, 2023
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yogventured

To be swindled by the Yogscast.

Originating from the Yogventures crowd-funding fiasco.
Still no keys from the bundle, guess I got Yogventured
yogventured by ScwertlDude December 2, 2020
Yngvild's are the women you'll never forget.
She's a badass and a sweetheart at the same time. Her smile and laugh will charm even a stone.

People find her very attractive, and she's kinda mysterious.

Yngvild's cares about others more than anyone else, and getting love back means the world to them.

She's fun and crazy to be around, and if you know her she'll never bore you.
Her sexual life is something itself, she'll give you a real experience wherever it takes place.

Yngvild's are mostly awake at night, you may find Yngvild'a dancing in the street in the middle of the night. When you first get to know a Yngvild for real, you'll never like to leave her.

If you find an Yngvild with blue beautiful eyes, she's really special and a woman to take care of. Yngvild's are often model sized and made to be stars.
Yngvild is beautiful
Yngvild by Thomasboston August 29, 2017
Yngvi (has evolved into "yngz" in some states) is

a. Being a party animal and embarrassing yourself on the dancefloor.
b. (philosophy) The fundamental belief system that there is no reason that tomorrow will ever come and therefor partying accordingly.
Wow, Tom really was a total yngvi yesterday.

What's up with Jordan? He's been acting all yngz tonight!
Yngvi by totally_omfg February 3, 2010

yngie♡ 

the bestest friend ever. yngie has the biggest most golden heart ever in the universe and they could make your life such a nice life to live. dont hurt them otherwise ur a mean mean person. also save a jeekie stash for when their upset
person: today was shit
yngie♡ : *gives a virtual hug and positivity*

Yngvildr 

An actual holy shit no kidding super intelligent being with the soul of an actual angel. Usually tall. Often Nordic. Always victorious. Filthy rich.
Yngvildr is good for occasions when:

My Internet is down and I need the definition of a tesseract, someone with the patience to build a working model out of toothpicks two hours before it is due but the glue is on a high shelf and we have to ski there through a battalion of green berets holding bags of tacos that cost 500.00 each.
Yngvildr by Mighty-Ing February 19, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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