Yhoder

A female who consumes massive quantities of alcohol and proceeds to troll around from male to male in search of sexual favors.

"That blacked out yhoder last night was uncontrollable"
"Beware of blacked out yhoders"

by Paul ChicK July 27, 2012

pull a yoder

strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year

"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel

by dsimms August 20, 2012

Yoder Toter

A large white 16-seater van that carries the Amish on excursions to Wal-mart.

Jebidiah rode the Yoder Toter into town so that he could buy new suspenders for his goat.

by Dana S, June 11, 2006

Yoder

A popular amnish name

What's up yoder

by Yosteins September 6, 2018

Yoderanium

The coolest website/network around. Founded in part by a guy nicknamed "Yoder" he has taken on a lesser role, but his baby lives on.

Hey, check out the Yoderanium forums at www.ypenterprise.net, or their IRC server, irc.ypenterprise.org

by YPEN Propaganga Machine December 14, 2004

Yoderized

When a guy that looks Amish with black hair and red beard pulls out and blows his load on the girls face while stroking his beard.

A kid I know who looks Amish (Black hair, and red beard) was doing this chick in a fire truck, and pulled out and blew his load on her face while stroking his beard.

"Yeah, I Yoderized her!"

by 801Yoder/FireFighterBarbie June 17, 2009

yoder

To spend an extremely long time (30+ minutes) on the toilet having a bowel movement. This could be due to not eating enough fiber or trying to avoid work for an extended period of time.

Employee 1: Have you seen Ben recently.
Employee 2: No, he's probably taking a yoder somewhere.
Employee 1: Dammit, we're supposed to have a meeting in 5 minutes.

by Ibiki January 19, 2011