yoder

To spend an extremely long time (30+ minutes) on the toilet having a bowel movement. This could be due to not eating enough fiber or trying to avoid work for an extended period of time.
Employee 1: Have you seen Ben recently.
Employee 2: No, he's probably taking a yoder somewhere.
Employee 1: Dammit, we're supposed to have a meeting in 5 minutes.
by Ibiki January 19, 2011
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derivative from Amish-Dutch:

1. To recount a story with excessive inclusion of marginal details
2. Close reading with copious marginalia or other forms of note organization within the text, bordering on the excessive

1. "I was at the party and got stuck talking to this girl for 20 minutes while she yodered on and on about her summer vacation."

2. "I should have looked at that used textbook before i got it; the previous owner had yodered all over it."
by GrammaticusRex April 30, 2009
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n-Another name for a penis
Dude, I can see your yoder
by max January 30, 2005
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Slang for Toyota esp. used by All-Trac owners.
"Grenaded my tranny in the Yoder last we so I'm down to driving my wife's Daewoo"
by Laurakov December 20, 2006
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1. The area where the shaft of the penis meets the scrotum. Also known as the lorum.
2. The shaft of the penis.
"I can't believe he got his yoder pierced. But... he says it feels good..."
by PBH January 22, 2007
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an egregious individual, managing multiple dilapidated properties. a bloodsucker
that douchebag yoder ripped us on our deposit, and made his hot-ass daughter clean the fucking house!
by baby j. September 15, 2007
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a part on your body that shouldn't be showing when your at the club on the weekend.
YO Jennifer!!! Your Yoder is showing!!! Damn
by melfrida January 16, 2008
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