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Yawnsing 

The act of singing whilst yawning.
"yahhhhhhhhhlalalalaaaaaaa"

"what the hell was that?"

"sorry I was yawnsing."
Yawnsing by Fuzzy balls jr. November 6, 2011
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yawning

a stretchy breathe.
f: are you tired?
s: NO IM JUST YAWNING BECAUSE MY MOUTH WANTS TO DO A STRETCHY BREATHE
yawning by sarahue November 10, 2019

Cell Yawning 

The unexplained urge one gets to use or play with their cell phone when watching another person utilizing theirs.
While waiting for our lunch order, Sarah took out her phone to check her texts. Cell yawning occurred and soon we all had to follow suit.
Cell Yawning by ALWAYS4UDI January 3, 2009

Yawning Cod 

When your arsehole is gasping for air following a hot runny turd
Oh man I've just had some serious yawning cod action
Yawning Cod by Jockegg January 29, 2015

cry yawning 

When you have been partying for days and you finally decided to lay your head on the pillow . You yawn more than once and tears puddle out your eyes or maybe just the one.
I went on a 48hr bender winded up on my friend's sofa had about 5 minutes of cry yawning before I crashed
cry yawning by Vincent Garvey January 8, 2018

Cunt like a Hippo yawning 

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.
Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

Yawning in 3D 

The act of vomiting, Barfing, Yawning in Technicolor, up-chuck, driving the porcelin bus, spew and throwing up.
Dude A: What happended to Quinn?

Dudette B: He ate raw chicken and drank a litre of Bushmills. Then he started yawning in 3D all over my new Chucks.
Yawning in 3D by False Aorta February 14, 2010
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