A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of Yag. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply Eltons, 10 being the gayest of course.
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents
In general yagometric terms all European men clock in, as a standard default, at about 2.5 Eltons.
My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist
My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist
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Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.
Vagometers can sometimes be fooled/tricked by courtesy stitches.
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1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo
1.Instrument for measuring the amount of a persons gayness.
2.Something that registers or responds to gayrods, or anyone that could be considered a homo
Dude 1: "Hey! Lets go clubbin and wear pink stripped button down shirts and drink Appletini's and Red Bull and Vodka's all night. Then come home wasted and give eachother backrubs!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
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Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"
Dude 2: "Hold on one second......." long pause
(leaves room to grab fagometer)
Loud buzzing noise emits from fagometer
Long pause
"Dude, you are an off the charts fagasaurus!!!"
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I can't believe she finally single again, I'd ask her out but she has way too much mileage on the vagometer.
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