yolometer
The distance you are willing to go to have a laugh, very subjective. 10m is a yolometer for one alcoholic drink, 5000m if Megan Fox is at the end.
yolometer by Quavercards September 30, 2013
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yolodeler
One who says "YOLO" as if it is required by law to say it as an excuse for doing stupid things. It is called "yolodeling" because it is a play of words, made up of YOLO and yodeler.
Person 1: Hey, why did you dye your hair green?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
yolodeler by I spend too much time here April 20, 2013
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Lolometer
The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".
Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.
Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!
Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.
Kirsten! LOL!
Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.
Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!
Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.
Kirsten! LOL!
Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008
Yagometer
A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of Yag. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply Eltons, 10 being the gayest of course.
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents
Yoctometer
A negative progression of the name “Miles”. To become Yoctometer, a person named Miles must do negative/bush league acts. These acts cause them to be demoted to smaller measurement units. Going from Miles to foot to inch to nanometer and finally to Yoctometer. A common nickname for Yoctometer can be Yocto or JV.
Yo Yoctometer, you're a bush leaguer. Why aren't you actively engaging? Get off the chess ypu bot. 300 elo.
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YOmomMETER
YOmomMETER by GA Thawn193 June 28, 2018
Yoomeern
Yoomeern by Seikinushi November 30, 2019
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