The distance you are willing to go to have a laugh, very subjective. 10m is a yolometer for one alcoholic drink, 5000m if Megan Fox is at the end.
by Quavercards September 30, 2013
Get the yolometer mug.One who says "YOLO" as if it is required by law to say it as an excuse for doing stupid things. It is called "yolodeling" because it is a play of words, made up of YOLO and yodeler.
Person 1: Hey, why did you dye your hair green?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 2: Hey, why did you get your whole face pierced?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Person 3: Hey, why did you tattoo your whole body?
Yolodeler: Because YOLO!
Me: Shut up, everyone knows that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
by I spend too much time here April 20, 2013
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The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".
Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!
Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.
Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!
Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.
Kirsten! LOL!
Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.
Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!
Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.
Kirsten! LOL!
Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!
by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008
Get the Lolometer mug.A *device/methodological approach to measuring the ones level of Yag. Yag is measured scientifically on a scale of 1-10 Elton units or simply Eltons, 10 being the gayest of course.
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents
* Yagometers may be purchased in your local bodega for about 99 cents
In general yagometric terms all European men clock in, as a standard default, at about 2.5 Eltons.
My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist
My dude, your yagometer must be broken cause your boy has a weak wrist
by Ronzula May 15, 2008
Get the Yagometer mug.A negative progression of the name “Miles”. To become Yoctometer, a person named Miles must do negative/bush league acts. These acts cause them to be demoted to smaller measurement units. Going from Miles to foot to inch to nanometer and finally to Yoctometer. A common nickname for Yoctometer can be Yocto or JV.
Yo Yoctometer, you're a bush leaguer. Why aren't you actively engaging? Get off the chess ypu bot. 300 elo.
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