you what?
mainly British lower class expression used in an extremely angry tone of voice. Is said in retort to something which the speaker did not like. The best response is a calm "you heard".
you what? by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
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YOU WHAT? by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018
You what youuu what
You've have just had some great news.. ie a bet has come in or an all clear test result from the clap clinic. Perfect for beginning to tell your friends about some good news you've just had. You must emphasise the second "what", building up to it creshendo style.
You what youuu what by DDougins June 12, 2008
how you what
how you what by WestSide317 December 18, 2017
tell you what
A Southern United States phrase; it usually shows disgust or suprise with a situation or person.
Because the phrase tends to be used by itself, many people in the North US who hear it think that the speaker has not finished their sentence.
Because the phrase tends to be used by itself, many people in the North US who hear it think that the speaker has not finished their sentence.
A, Southerner: "That Joel; I tell you what."
*a few seconds pass*
B, Northerner: "... What?"
A, Southerner: "I just TOLD you!"
*a few seconds pass*
B, Northerner: "... What?"
A, Southerner: "I just TOLD you!"
tell you what by Leilani_h June 10, 2005
show you what time it is
Function: verb
Etymology: Hood / Pimp Talk
To slap, typically across the face, with the palm facing inwards and the back of the hand making contact.
Note: It is not necessary to actually be wearing a watch to "show you what time it is."
Etymology: Hood / Pimp Talk
To slap, typically across the face, with the palm facing inwards and the back of the hand making contact.
Note: It is not necessary to actually be wearing a watch to "show you what time it is."
show you what time it is by persianplaym8 September 14, 2009
i tell you what
chiefly southern, esp texan. added at the end of pretty much anything, esp to add exclamatory sense to a clause. has a somewhat cryptic meaning known only to southerners. so you non-hicks, stop trying.
i tell you what by yuan January 6, 2005
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