YCOMT 

YCOMT = You Came On My Tits: acronym that refers to the male act of ejaculating ("jizzing") upon the breasts of a female, or a male with breast implants (a la genesis p-orridge).

Me: Ah, you fucking rank bitch... you just squirted in my eye!
Vinci's mum: Well, i have every right to... after all, YCOMT.

YCOMT by faustus August 8, 2012

YCOMT 

An acronym used in Text-speak, standing for 'You Came on my Tits'

OMG Lulz YCOMT last night, was fun! xoxox

YCOMT by CJR1994 November 13, 2012

YCOAT

" YOU CUNT OF A THING "

Derived from a group of bored technical support geeks, tired of dealing with cheap hardware and shit customers.

Customer: My email is broken
Me: Fuck off YCOAT

YCOAT by unsupported February 22, 2005

YCMTSU

You can't make this stuff up

According to a CBS news report, injecting children with mercury is good for their brain. YCMTSU

YCMTSU by brownteddybear January 21, 2009

yomto 

You
Only
Meet
Them
Once

Michelle: i look disgusting

Me: yomto

yomto by yomtocopyrightedbyme February 10, 2017

Yomtske 

The fear of touching ANYTHING.

"No, I can't touch that! It'll set off my Yomtske."
"Dude, yo! I have such bad Yomstke that I scare myself every time my lips touch."

Yomtske by 25387 July 29, 2021

Yomtanian 

An individual of the stronger intelligent species of the two on the pseudo-realistic fictional planet Famana.

A Yomtanian army from Gosi invades the Geopyopian city of Honja, starting the Geopyopian-Yomtan War in 376 (Famanan year).

Yomtanian by MUSELUS89 Swagga November 5, 2022