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YCOMT = You Came On My Tits: acronym that refers to the male act of ejaculating ("jizzing") upon the breasts of a female, or a male with breast implants (a la genesis p-orridge).
Me: Ah, you fucking rank bitch... you just squirted in my eye!
Vinci's mum: Well, i have every right to... after all, YCOMT.
YCOMT by faustus August 8, 2012
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An acronym used in Text-speak, standing for 'You Came on my Tits'
OMG Lulz YCOMT last night, was fun! xoxox
YCOMT by CJR1994 November 13, 2012
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You can't make this stuff up
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