YCOAT

" YOU CUNT OF A THING "

Derived from a group of bored technical support geeks, tired of dealing with cheap hardware and shit customers.

Customer: My email is broken
Me: Fuck off YCOAT

YCOAT by unsupported February 22, 2005

YCOMT 

YCOMT = You Came On My Tits: acronym that refers to the male act of ejaculating ("jizzing") upon the breasts of a female, or a male with breast implants (a la genesis p-orridge).

Me: Ah, you fucking rank bitch... you just squirted in my eye!
Vinci's mum: Well, i have every right to... after all, YCOMT.

YCOMT by faustus August 8, 2012

Yoated 

(noun)
-When an individual is cracked out of their mind, or their actions are considered fucked up they are Yoated.

"Yo, Danny just punched a priest in the face, yo he's Yoated."

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HEEEEEEEEEE YOATED"

Yoated by OooogaBoooooga December 26, 2020

YCOMT 

An acronym used in Text-speak, standing for 'You Came on my Tits'

OMG Lulz YCOMT last night, was fun! xoxox

YCOMT by CJR1994 November 13, 2012

yoat

The stuff that oozes from the rectum following butt sex. (mixture of blood and semen)

Hey baby, why don't you come over here and lick that yoat off my leg.

yoat by Joseph Carroll December 8, 2003

YOAT47Y 

"Your only a teenager for seven years"

Betz: my YOAT47Y is about to be over
Sully:Ha no kidding. Enjoy your last days of teenagedom

YOAT47Y by therealacros August 19, 2013

YCTAT 

You can't troll a troll

Standard Facebook political troll: Present weakly worded arguments to the troll-ee, and laugh at the time they have wasted typing paragraphs, while you simply egged them on into an ultimately false sense of superiority. In the end you were in command of their impassioned and inane ranting about Obamacare. YCTAT.

YCTAT by Bearsworth August 20, 2013