10 definition by faustus

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1. Someone who smokes freebase stimulants, particularly crack cocaine, but also methamphetamine.
2. An individual who lacks commonsense, presence of mind, or conscientiousness.
1. Check out the homeless basehead passed out on that bench.
2. You silly fuckin' basehead, you're looking at the map upside down!
by faustus November 26, 2006

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Ghetto speak for cream charger bulbs that contain the dissociative anaesthetic nitrous oxide, and which are inhaled recreationally for their pleasant yet brief dissociative-hallucinogenic effects.
Oi have a huff of this nang when the guitar solo comes on, you'll get an awesome flange effect.
by faustus December 02, 2006

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A nitrous oxide user who displays the characteristic addictive behaviour reminiscent of crack cocaine. Given the brevity of its effects, a nitrous whore will go at lengths to consume or purchase more nitrous, which is all the more amusing given its relatively non-addictive properties. A facetious adaptation of the term crack whore.
The house is a sty, the dishes are piling up, and all you seem to do is suck on them nitrous bulbs. Have a shower and get addicted to a real man's drug, you seedy fuckin' nitrous whore!
by faustus December 02, 2006

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1. Being high on drugs, particularly cannabis.
2. Something that is contemptiously laughable, can be used either in jest or pejoratively.
1. We smoked a stick of chronic and now we're all jarrah.
2. How jarrah is this homeless cunt -- he doesn't even have any teeth!
by faustus November 26, 2006

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Insult connoting the means by which one swallows semen; an alternative to the term "cum guzzler". Typically used to describe a reserved, conservative individual whose behaviour or personality evokes disgust or indignation.
You: Check out that bitch in the business suit eyeing us with a look of disapproval.

Me: Yeah -- what a fuckin' sipper.
by faustus December 02, 2006

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YCOMT = You Came On My Tits: acronym that refers to the male act of ejaculating ("jizzing") upon the breasts of a female, or a male with breast implants (a la genesis p-orridge).
Me: Ah, you fucking rank bitch... you just squirted in my eye!
Vinci's mum: Well, i have every right to... after all, YCOMT.
by faustus August 08, 2012

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A woman who, not unlike an M-80 firecracker that one might buy under-the-counter from a Chinatown store, explodes with loud noises during orgasm. Typically used in the context of a woman for whom such a response might be unexpected, either from the sex leading up to it or her outwardly prudish demeanour.
Friend: You wanna bone Caroline? WTF dude... not only is she a Bible Studies leader, she also wears a purity ring.

Me: Yeah, and I bet she's a total firecracker.
by faustus August 29, 2014

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