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Xbox Whore

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is a male or female that will do any of the following below

1.dick riding(pretending to like someone only to get somethig out of them)
2.sweet talk/fake love(usually works on horny fat nerds)
3.sex(its the least common but it does happen believe it or not)

-to achieve/get something from an unexpecting/dumb founded victim, the Xbox Whore usually wants to acquire one of the specific items listed below

1.microsoft points-
2.memberships-
3.internet fame-
4.and most recently original gamertags-
Xbox Whore: Hey ____ can you jack the tag ____ for me honey?
Jacker: Sure but you have to let me and the gang get inside you lower intestine
Xbox Whore: sure anything for you ummmmm

3days later
Jacker: heres your tag
Xbox Whore: thank you so much i will love you forever and ever
^that was all she wrote.......LITERALLY little t***y never saw or heard from the Xbox Whore ever again^
Xbox Whore by TD5X June 29, 2011
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Xbox whore

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Someone who whores achievements on xbox or whores on the console for over 5 hours per day everyday.

Someone who will reference xbox in real life when it's the worst time ever.

Someone who thinks Xbox is real life!

Someone who whores swear words in a party/game chat!

Little kids who will whore the fuck outa things just to piss an older player off cause they learned ( new cheats)

Someone who actually thinks getting a nuke on Cod is a real life achiement!
Hey Dre, i got the nuke achievement on Xbox, my life is made now bitch, kiss my ass!

Erm Martin? You do realise that your a Xbox whore right?

Why is that Dre?

Because you obviously gamed out over 5 hours for weeks to even get good in Cod, you have no real life!

But Xbox is real life!

Dre: (Facepalm) -.-
Xbox whore by KDubs October 31, 2012

XBOX Live Whore 

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Similar to Myspace whore, Xbox Live whores will attempt to gain attention by whoring on everyone they have played. Unfortunately, this is usually eight year old boys with high-pitched voices and an attitude to insist they will own you one v one.
player: "Hey check it out I got a friend request from gaybird1212."
smart friend: "Don't do it dude, that's a nub xbox live whore."
XBOX Live Whore by fritzzzle December 23, 2008

Xbox Live Whore 

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A girl who regularly goes on Xbox Live to get guys, or rather their attention. This said girl is usually too pathetic and unattractive in real life to get attention from males, so they go on Xbox Live where their sheer voice alone would attract dozens of followers. Xbox Live Whores like to stay in parties or "clans" where there are no other females, allowing her to control and manipulate the males in the group in order to get the attention she craves. Xbox Live Whores like to also go into private chats with one or two members of the group, allowing her to divide the once peaceful brotherhood and force the males in the group to compete over her affection. These girls are usually darker haired or emo, and slightly overweight. Their natural habitat was strictly Halo 3 custom games, but massive communities of Xbox Live Whores have migrated to Call of Duty 4 and Left 4 Dead.
Cupcake Pandemic: Hey J4MINTHESYST3M my bestest friend!

J4MINTHESYST3M: Hey babe whats up?

Combine902: What I thought I was your best friend.

Cupcake Pandemic: I don't know J4MINTHESYST3M has been really nice to me in the past few days so he's my new bff.

Cel3stial: Guys don't fall for her trickery. She's simply an Xbox Live Whore...

J4MINTHESYST3M: Well Combine looks like we're gonna have to fight it out then bitch.

Combine902: Bring it nigga.

Edg3d Sph3re: Dick!
Xbox Live Whore by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009

Xbox LIVE WHORE 

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A girl/woman who gets on Xbox Live because she is too ugly to pick up guys in REAL LIFE. She is so fucking pathetic she always is in "groups" or "clans" with all males to get fake attention. Usually, she finds a few she likes the most and harrasses the shit out of them. She is usually a dark haired person never could be a blonde. Blondes have more class than to be on Xbox Live. It is for LOSERS. Any female that is on it is even more a piece of shit loser than a male. Gross. These people need real lives. Pathetic losers! Get a job or maybe a life!
Xbox LIVE WHORE: O-M-G! I am so fat. I ate a piece of lettuce today. I think I overate!

Xbox Live MALE LOSER: Aw, babygirl. You are not fat! You are the hottest chick on the planet!

Xbox LIVE WHORE: ~(Thinks to self-He is feeding in the palm of my hand)

X-Box Whore 

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A word used describing someone who's got over 20,000 gamer points on there X-Box Gamer Tag
Matt- Dude....

Luke- Whats up.

Matt- Just checking X-Box live and this guy has got 24,060 Gamer points

Luke- oh ignore it, he's an X-Box Whore

Matt- Sweet....
X-Box Whore by Ryu Shinto January 17, 2008
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