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X-Boxing Day 

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
X-Boxing Day by coin-op December 22, 2009
To play games on the Xbox 360 against your friends. Is also acceptable playing on your own if you are playing online against a 3rd party!
Alright mate do you fancy coming round and doing a bit of xboxing?

What were you doing last night?
not much, me and the lads were just xboxing.

that boy tried it but he got xboxed, you get me!
Xboxing by Lightspeed March 17, 2009
The act of going onto xbox live and starting "Fights" with other players over the headset to the point where they threaten to come beat you up and both of you begin talking about how the actual fight is going to go down.
Sam was xboxing all day with some twelve year olds playing Halo Reach, and won almost every "Fight" he got into too.
Xboxing by FanficNick November 30, 2011
The act of a male grinding in a 360 degree motion with his penis while inside of his sexual partner. In reference to Xbox 360
I was Xboxing my girl the other night and made her orgasm like 5 times in 10 minutes
Xboxing by Tenoroc X November 14, 2010
When you are browsing or playing on an Xbox, you are Xboxing.
Guy 1: Hello brother, let us play on the wonderful 5th generation console released by PlayStation in 2020.

Guy 2: Bro, I'm Xboxing
Xboxing by Goofy Ahh Arab November 12, 2024