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X-Box Whore 

A word used describing someone who's got over 20,000 gamer points on there X-Box Gamer Tag
Matt- Dude....

Luke- Whats up.

Matt- Just checking X-Box live and this guy has got 24,060 Gamer points

Luke- oh ignore it, he's an X-Box Whore

Matt- Sweet....
X-Box Whore by Ryu Shinto January 17, 2008
Words you can keep

Xbox Whore

is a male or female that will do any of the following below

1.dick riding(pretending to like someone only to get somethig out of them)
2.sweet talk/fake love(usually works on horny fat nerds)
3.sex(its the least common but it does happen believe it or not)

-to achieve/get something from an unexpecting/dumb founded victim, the Xbox Whore usually wants to acquire one of the specific items listed below

1.microsoft points-
2.memberships-
3.internet fame-
4.and most recently original gamertags-
Xbox Whore: Hey ____ can you jack the tag ____ for me honey?
Jacker: Sure but you have to let me and the gang get inside you lower intestine
Xbox Whore: sure anything for you ummmmm

3days later
Jacker: heres your tag
Xbox Whore: thank you so much i will love you forever and ever
^that was all she wrote.......LITERALLY little t***y never saw or heard from the Xbox Whore ever again^
Xbox Whore by TD5X June 29, 2011

Xbox whore

Someone who whores achievements on xbox or whores on the console for over 5 hours per day everyday.

Someone who will reference xbox in real life when it's the worst time ever.

Someone who thinks Xbox is real life!

Someone who whores swear words in a party/game chat!

Little kids who will whore the fuck outa things just to piss an older player off cause they learned ( new cheats)

Someone who actually thinks getting a nuke on Cod is a real life achiement!
Hey Dre, i got the nuke achievement on Xbox, my life is made now bitch, kiss my ass!

Erm Martin? You do realise that your a Xbox whore right?

Why is that Dre?

Because you obviously gamed out over 5 hours for weeks to even get good in Cod, you have no real life!

But Xbox is real life!

Dre: (Facepalm) -.-
Xbox whore by KDubs October 31, 2012

XBOX Live Whore 

Similar to Myspace whore, Xbox Live whores will attempt to gain attention by whoring on everyone they have played. Unfortunately, this is usually eight year old boys with high-pitched voices and an attitude to insist they will own you one v one.
player: "Hey check it out I got a friend request from gaybird1212."
smart friend: "Don't do it dude, that's a nub xbox live whore."
XBOX Live Whore by fritzzzle December 23, 2008

Xbox Live Whore 

A girl who regularly goes on Xbox Live to get guys, or rather their attention. This said girl is usually too pathetic and unattractive in real life to get attention from males, so they go on Xbox Live where their sheer voice alone would attract dozens of followers. Xbox Live Whores like to stay in parties or "clans" where there are no other females, allowing her to control and manipulate the males in the group in order to get the attention she craves. Xbox Live Whores like to also go into private chats with one or two members of the group, allowing her to divide the once peaceful brotherhood and force the males in the group to compete over her affection. These girls are usually darker haired or emo, and slightly overweight. Their natural habitat was strictly Halo 3 custom games, but massive communities of Xbox Live Whores have migrated to Call of Duty 4 and Left 4 Dead.
Cupcake Pandemic: Hey J4MINTHESYST3M my bestest friend!

J4MINTHESYST3M: Hey babe whats up?

Combine902: What I thought I was your best friend.

Cupcake Pandemic: I don't know J4MINTHESYST3M has been really nice to me in the past few days so he's my new bff.

Cel3stial: Guys don't fall for her trickery. She's simply an Xbox Live Whore...

J4MINTHESYST3M: Well Combine looks like we're gonna have to fight it out then bitch.

Combine902: Bring it nigga.

Edg3d Sph3re: Dick!
Xbox Live Whore by Cold Nigga July 22, 2009

Xbox LIVE WHORE 

A girl/woman who gets on Xbox Live because she is too ugly to pick up guys in REAL LIFE. She is so fucking pathetic she always is in "groups" or "clans" with all males to get fake attention. Usually, she finds a few she likes the most and harrasses the shit out of them. She is usually a dark haired person never could be a blonde. Blondes have more class than to be on Xbox Live. It is for LOSERS. Any female that is on it is even more a piece of shit loser than a male. Gross. These people need real lives. Pathetic losers! Get a job or maybe a life!
Xbox LIVE WHORE: O-M-G! I am so fat. I ate a piece of lettuce today. I think I overate!

Xbox Live MALE LOSER: Aw, babygirl. You are not fat! You are the hottest chick on the planet!

Xbox LIVE WHORE: ~(Thinks to self-He is feeding in the palm of my hand)
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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