X-box

The wrong way to spell the name of Microsoft's home console, the Xbox.
"There's no hyphen in the word Xbox, you douchebags."
by Kal November 30, 2004
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The oversized video game system that would have died at launch if it wasn't for Halo
by Justin H. April 30, 2005
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An object used for comparison to an object of large size.
"Holy shit! that building's almost as big as an X-Box!"
"Holy shit!
by without a cause October 09, 2003
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Microsoft game console. Overly large and bulky with a terrible controller.
God created light, and saw that it was good. Then Bill Gates was born, and he created Xbox, and God saw that this was bad. And many people loved the Xbox, and God saw that world had become full of idiots.
by thegreatwhitehype January 04, 2004
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The most fanboyed and overrated console to date.

Proof that no one in Redmond knows how to market anything; as the most "X-treme" letter in the alphabet is paired with a brief description of its shape.

Lives solely off it "superior Graphics."
"Did you play on your XBox last night?" "No, leave me alone you materialistic prep!"

"We need to launch a console..."
"Kids these days like the letter X, put an X on it."

Bill Gates was wrong when he said the future of video games is graphics, the cornerstone of the industry will always be how fun the games are to play over the way they look.
by PeaTearGriffin097 February 16, 2005
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A system that only made it because of Halo and xbox-live. Any true gamer knows that. The only thing it really has going for it besides that is best versions of other ported games (big whoop) and a handful of exclusives. Ps2 has so many better games it's not even funny. Even gamecubes exclusives own xboxes. Other names that describe the xbox well are the port-box, pc-box, and the trash-box.
I guess old greedy Bill Gates wasn't already happy with his 50+billion so he decided to make a mini-pc gaming system called the x-box.
by MadAtTheWorld June 04, 2006
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Game console for losers who either can't afford a computer, or don't have enough common sense to buy one.
xbox douche:Dude, my mom just bought me this xb0x!! I'm so lee7!
by Possessed Merkin January 09, 2005
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