Wudgle
wuhd‑juhl /ˈwʌdʒəl/
1) (verb) To bunch up, wad up, or scrunch into a lump — with less order than "wad".
“my kid wudgled up the clothes when asked to bring them in from the clothesline.”
2) (noun) A tangled, mashed, or crumpled blob created by impatience, bad luck, or physics being rude.
“Hand me that wudgle of extension cable.”
3) (emotionally) The moment when your plans waddle off in the wrong direction and leave you staring at a metaphorical pile of spaghetti.
“My whole morning wudgled itself before 9 AM.”
Origin: Pennsylvanian slang, likely with Pennsylvania Dutch roots.
Alt spellings: wudgel
1) (verb) To bunch up, wad up, or scrunch into a lump — with less order than "wad".
“my kid wudgled up the clothes when asked to bring them in from the clothesline.”
2) (noun) A tangled, mashed, or crumpled blob created by impatience, bad luck, or physics being rude.
“Hand me that wudgle of extension cable.”
3) (emotionally) The moment when your plans waddle off in the wrong direction and leave you staring at a metaphorical pile of spaghetti.
“My whole morning wudgled itself before 9 AM.”
Origin: Pennsylvanian slang, likely with Pennsylvania Dutch roots.
Alt spellings: wudgel
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