wuddleplumps Share definition Flag Big purple blotches on a woman's (or man's) breast. Mainly caused by ejaculations from a man on cocaine onto this area. May or may not cause herpes. Bob: "Whoa, man, you got some big wuddleplumps!" Joe: "Shit" wuddleplumps by Pleasure Man April 1, 2009 Get the wuddleplumps mug.