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Witless Dishcloth 

'Witless Dishcloth' is a derogatory term used to insult someone when they are being obnoxious and time-wasting. This phrase was coined by James May on the first episode of season three of the Amazon Prime Exclusive and Original, The Grand Tour.
1st example (origin): I just wanna say, Hammond, you witless dishcloth!
2nd example: Patrick, are you repeating Year 11 at school? Dale asked
Patrick: Dale, I DON'T wanna talk about it mate. Alright?!? Just give it up moiiiite.
Dale: Oi dickhead, just fuckin tell me yeh?
Patrick: Just blud off, blud! Alright?!!
Dale: Oh Partick you fuckin witless dishcloth, just get the rest of the business notes down on the google doc dickhead.
Witless Dishcloth by dalespelman2 September 23, 2019
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A Malay term used when you tell someone to calm down when he/she is freaking out, raging or just nervous.
A: Bitch still boasting about his ex-girlfriend after all these years.

B: Watlek je bro (Just relax, bro)
Watlek by VVyeahhh October 1, 2012

witless fucking cocksplat 

a funny Fuckface von Clownstick insult coined by the Scots. others include incompressible jizzvon Clownsticket, Mangled apricot hellbeast, and others
used by brexit scotland when fuckface von clownstick was visiting scotland.they were calling him a witless fucking cocksplat
A word meaning to not care profoundly about anything, and just having a hell of a time not caring what anyone says or thinks of you. Also the song that won Kes $2,000,000 in the 2011 Soca Monarch competition.
Right now ah jus wotless, and I don't really careless, my girlfriend she go get vex, my family go send text.
Wotless by SocaMonsta March 20, 2011

Jody Watley 

Grammy-winning singer/songwriter, producer, fashion icon and stage actress. A founding member of the disco/R&B group, Shalamar who started her own highly successful solo career on her own merits. Also credited with introducing the phrase, "Hasta la Vista, Baby," into the spoken pop culture lexicon. Musical genres practiced include soul, jazz, R&B, house, trance, club, broken beat, downtempo and trip hop. Has an occasional touring band known as SRL, or Soul Re-Loaded. first to feature the street dance style, waacking, in her music video, "Still a Thrill", in 1987.
Jody Watley won the Grammy for Best New Artist at the 30th Annual Grammy Awards in 1988.
Jody Watley by Mirror Ball September 22, 2020
Right now I just wotless I don’t even care yes

A person who do not care and just trying to have a good time
See da man he wotless 🇹🇹
Wotless by Josiah_HYG September 3, 2019
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