wartling

Faux term of endearment.
Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.
by harry flashman August 01, 2003
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wartled

Too drunk to text that you are wasted.
"I am so wartled I can't see the buttons on my phone.."
by catwoman33 March 30, 2012
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