wartled

Too drunk to text that you are wasted.

"I am so wartled I can't see the buttons on my phone.."

wartled by catwoman33 August 20, 2012

warbled 

When you drink too much water and waddle out of the restaurant.

Bloke 1: How ya doin?

Bloke 2: I’m warbled, mate!

warbled by zinc_47 January 30, 2018

wardled 

The feeling you have after you Just barely survived it through a night of drinking and stupid shit with a Wardle

You have been wardled

wardled by Monsterlicious January 8, 2018