wartling

Junior, my little wartling, come to Uncle Bubba and tell him about what made the toilet back up.
by harry flashman August 01, 2003
mugGet the wartlingmug.

wartled

Too drunk to text that you are wasted.
"I am so wartled I can't see the buttons on my phone.."
by catwoman33 August 20, 2012
mugGet the wartledmug.