Wrired 

Floridian slang for the most uber cool awesome and 1337 haxx0r stud man around. More manly than Chuck Norris, can summon the infernal powers of Godzilla, and can sleep with 1,001 women in a row overnight.

your very wrired, you sexy thang! I wanna jump your bones!

Wrired by EvilMick666 June 13, 2009

wired in 

In the moment whilst programming. When you are in full swing and a distraction would be a really bad thing to happen.

John: Steve, ask Luke if he wants to come to the pub.
Steve: I wouldn't, he's wired in atm!

wired in by shukii October 22, 2010

Wired to the T 

1.Going all out and having a good time.
2.Being completely gone mainly off alcohol

wired to the t, i got the whole club, wired to the t, man hold up, wired to the t, if i like it I'm gonna throw dubs

Wired to the T by TILAAATEQUILAAA February 13, 2010

Shit Wired Tight 

SHIT WIRED TIGHT: adjective/noun

The highest state of organization and readiness. Not too be confused with NOT having your shit wired tight, the opposite of having your shit wired tight.

#1 Big Jay Cliburn showed up at the island a day early with a carton of Winston cigarettes, 10 cases of light beer from Milwaukee's Best (iced down), eggs, bacon, a Mapp gas torch, and a .45; that guy has his SHIT WIRED TIGHT (SWT) unlike his son aka JUNIOR aka SIMBA aka Littles.

#2 de Roode and Stallings showed up with all of their gear at the boat dock on time with beer iced down, tenderloins marinating and fishing gear rigged.

Shit Wired Tight by Nick Duhe June 5, 2012

wired for sound 

Hyper, overly excited, probably jittery.

Pat drank full caffiene coffee by mistake and now he's wired for sound.

wired for sound by Websterlan April 22, 2008

wired 

1. High on large amounts of stimulants (amphetamines, cocaine, caffeine, sugar, etc)
2. The point at which, having taken excess amounts of speed, you no longer feel the desire to talk (as you would when more moderately amped)
3. A state of being overstimulated, excited, and/or hyperactive.

He was completely wired after having taken more pills than usual.
On Saturday mornings the children were wired from all the sugar and cartoons.

wired by sirens December 28, 2005

Wired dozen 

18. Invented by Wired 96.5 Philadelphia, who play at least eighteen songs in a row without commercials, AKA a "Wired dozen"

I drank a Wired dozen BooKoos over the course of the month.

Wired dozen by Hand Hanzo March 1, 2005