Wrinkage 

Combination of wrinkles and shrinkage

A 75 year old man on a nude beach went in for a swim and when he came out of the water a couple of women commented,

"That is some serious wrinkage"

Wrinkage by Jim the Jerk October 12, 2015

Wrinklage 

When an older woman shows cleavage but just looks like a long wrinkle.

Dude, tell your mom to put on a different shirt, she is showing some nasty wrinklage right now.

Wrinklage by wackerman February 11, 2009

Wrinklage 

Wringklage (rink-ledge) n. : weird mumbling language spoken by elderly people that sounds vaguely like a real language but is just to damn weird to comprehend.

Dagnabit dem chilbin dar lusssin drespespeck.

Wrinklage by Drew Howk June 5, 2005

Power Wrinklage

noun — The gradual deterioration, erosion, or weakening of authority over time, especially when governing structures or laws become outdated and are tested by changing societal conditions.

The empire did not fall overnight; its collapse began with the subtle power wrinklage caused by outdated laws and rigid traditions.
Power wrinklage becomes visible when institutions cling to statutes written for a society that no longer exists.
The constitution itself was not flawed, but decades of social change exposed the power wrinklage embedded in its older provisions.
Authoritarian systems often mistake power wrinklage for temporary unrest, failing to recognize deeper structural decay.
What we are witnessing is not revolution, but the slow power wrinklage of a regime unable to adapt to modern realities.

Power Wrinklage by Maverick Elliot James February 18, 2026