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Wrinklage

When an older woman shows cleavage but just looks like a long wrinkle.
Dude, tell your mom to put on a different shirt, she is showing some nasty wrinklage right now.
by wackerman February 11, 2009
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Wrinklage

Wringklage (rink-ledge) n. : weird mumbling language spoken by elderly people that sounds vaguely like a real language but is just to damn weird to comprehend.
Dagnabit dem chilbin dar lusssin drespespeck.
by Drew Howk June 5, 2005
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Power Wrinklage

noun — The gradual deterioration, erosion, or weakening of authority over time, especially when governing structures or laws become outdated and are tested by changing societal conditions.
The empire did not fall overnight; its collapse began with the subtle power wrinklage caused by outdated laws and rigid traditions.
Power wrinklage becomes visible when institutions cling to statutes written for a society that no longer exists.
The constitution itself was not flawed, but decades of social change exposed the power wrinklage embedded in its older provisions.
Authoritarian systems often mistake power wrinklage for temporary unrest, failing to recognize deeper structural decay.
What we are witnessing is not revolution, but the slow power wrinklage of a regime unable to adapt to modern realities.
by Maverick Elliot James February 18, 2026
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Vagina Wrinkle

"you're a vagina wrinkle"

"no thats my girlfriend"
by Tina278 February 15, 2015
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Penis wrinkle

When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.
Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.
by bobsicle February 3, 2019
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A Wrinkle in Time

A really cool children's fantasy/sci-fi book written by Madeleine L'Engle, published in 1962. It tells the relatively short yet fascinating story of a New England teenage girl who goes on a journey with her brother and friend/boyfriend to save her father. It is a tale of science, love, mystery, good and evil, and portrays a great message of individuality and creativity. It won a Newbery Medal and for good reason, it's awesome!

It is the first in a series of something like 6 or 7 books, all which are good but not as good as the first one.
"You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself. What you say is completely up to you."
- Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time
by thedoctor700 December 2, 2011
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Wrinkle-plow

The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.
That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass
by Shieldings March 5, 2011
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