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Wrinklage 

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Wringklage (rink-ledge) n. : weird mumbling language spoken by elderly people that sounds vaguely like a real language but is just to damn weird to comprehend.
Dagnabit dem chilbin dar lusssin drespespeck.
Wrinklage by Drew Howk June 5, 2005

Power Wrinklage

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noun — The gradual deterioration, erosion, or weakening of authority over time, especially when governing structures or laws become outdated and are tested by changing societal conditions.
The empire did not fall overnight; its collapse began with the subtle power wrinklage caused by outdated laws and rigid traditions.
Power wrinklage becomes visible when institutions cling to statutes written for a society that no longer exists.
The constitution itself was not flawed, but decades of social change exposed the power wrinklage embedded in its older provisions.
Authoritarian systems often mistake power wrinklage for temporary unrest, failing to recognize deeper structural decay.
What we are witnessing is not revolution, but the slow power wrinklage of a regime unable to adapt to modern realities.

Vagina Wrinkle 

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Like a penis wrinkle, but for a girl.
"you're a vagina wrinkle"

"no thats my girlfriend"
Vagina Wrinkle by Tina278 February 15, 2015

Penis wrinkle 

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When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.
Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.
Penis wrinkle by bobsicle February 3, 2019

A Wrinkle in Time 

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A really cool children's fantasy/sci-fi book written by Madeleine L'Engle, published in 1962. It tells the relatively short yet fascinating story of a New England teenage girl who goes on a journey with her brother and friend/boyfriend to save her father. It is a tale of science, love, mystery, good and evil, and portrays a great message of individuality and creativity. It won a Newbery Medal and for good reason, it's awesome!

It is the first in a series of something like 6 or 7 books, all which are good but not as good as the first one.
"You're given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself. What you say is completely up to you."
- Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time
A Wrinkle in Time by thedoctor700 December 2, 2011

Wrinkle-plow 

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The act of having sex with an elderly woman and realizing half way through that you have missed your mark and you are actually thrusting your penis into a bank of wrinkles several inches from her vagina.
That crazy bitch said I was her kid's father when I knew for a fact I only wrinkle-plowed her ass
Wrinkle-plow by Shieldings March 5, 2011
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Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

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Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

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Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

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1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

jalopy 

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"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026
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