14 definitions by Andy K

Wrinkle Pounding

Titty fucking an old lady and using her loose skin as a condom

Im gonna go wrinkle pound your grandma.

by Andy K May 16, 2004

Queef Shower

When a man is eating out a woman and she has a very juicy queef that splatters in his face.

Yo, I was eating this bitch and she gave me a queef shower so I smacked her and went home.

by Andy K April 21, 2004

Weathering

When people try to make their sex look like different weather patterns.

For example... to weather rain, is to piss on your partner, to weather snow is to jizz on your partner, to weather a thunder storm is rough sex with whips and chains

"We should try weathering honey, a hurricane is coming soon!"

by Andy K April 6, 2004

Mashitty

a large knife (much like a machete) specialized for cutting open one's asshole in order to cure his or her constipation when the pills just aren't working

Goddamn, I had too many bean borritos, Im gonna need a mashitty.

by Andy K May 19, 2004

Red Hot Shishkabob

A concom lubricated with Frank's Redhot Sauce.

Honey, are you up for a few Red Hot Shishkabobs tonight?

by Andy K May 11, 2004

Chumba

A girl (so she says) from Worcester Massachusetts named Amanda. This knickname refers to the fact that she looks like a cross between Chubaka and Pumba.

Hey dude, Chumba's coming over, get ready for some cheap head.

by Andy K March 26, 2004

flaming fuck

When a man blindfold a woman and instead of fucking her, he maturbates her with a lit cigar

Yo, I gave that chick a flaming fuck she'll never forget.

by Andy K March 24, 2004