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The mysterious emoticon that is a winking sad face. It is usually used when a person is flirting with you, but they are also sad. It can also be used for a sad joke.
That prosthetic makes your arm look sexy. Wown. ;(

Policeman: Knock, knock.
Woman: Who's there?
Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.
;(
Wown by Ralauomi July 9, 2012
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Brill Wown 

Brill Wown by Wbrown_789 April 26, 2021
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wownd • wownie • WOWNT • Wown • wownderful • WOWNED • Wowner • wownero • Wownero Chan • Wowness
A cryptocurrency, launched on April's Fools Day in 2018.
It is a fork of Wownero, and it focuses on privacy, fungibility and memes.

Wownero does not depend on billionaire shills or lame ass, "influencers".
Unlike Opposing Projects.
You're really a Dank Wownero Chad
wownero by _XxFedexX_ October 5, 2021
An errection caused by exposure to an impressive but non sexual thing.
This exciting new experience is giving me a wowner.
Wowner by sealeg August 20, 2014

wownderful 

A combination of the words wow and wonderful to describe when something has both wowed you and is also wonderful.
1. Did you see that persons selfie it was truly wownderful!!
2. That outfit is totally wownderful!!
wownderful by shiveringshad0ws October 11, 2015
Often confused with 'whoaness or woahness'
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored

see Sarb
"You're nunga nungas are out like WOWNESS!"
Wowness by Pretty Pretty Princess November 15, 2005
The creme de la creme of ALL owns. It is the aspiration of all "owns" and "pwns" to ammount to a "WOWNT"
he died of aids...... WOWNT
WOWNT by seanova December 14, 2008
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