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When someone gets "owned" World of Warcraft style.
1. In a World Of Warcraft game:

God crits Orly for 900,000 damage.
Orly dies.

Orly's Friend: "WOWNED!!!"

2. It can also be used in real life. For instance:

Orly and Lol are walking down the street.
Orly slips on a banana peel.
Cements crits Orly for 250 damage.
Orly dies.
Lol: "Wowned"
WOWNED by ArcaneParadise October 23, 2005
Words you can keep
The past tense of WIN in League of Legends. Confirmed by many announcers during live events.
Announcers: "Let's talk to the team who wonned."
wonned by Howii July 2, 2014
Related Words
WOWNED Wowed woned wooned wownd wonned Worned wowed up wownderful Wowner

Sham Wowed 

The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
Sham Wowed by keifermail September 30, 2009
Won and owned combined; to own someone and declare victory.

Origin: an unintentional misspelling of "owned" that backfired (see example).
Bob: My mom caught me masturbating in the washroom today... FML

Jonathan: WONED

Bob: The noob spelled it wrong
woned by Darth Falcon September 13, 2010
To point out to the public that someone plays World of Warcraft
Sue WoWted me in her blog. Now all her friends know I'm a geek.
WoWted by PHUQT January 17, 2008
A cryptocurrency, launched on April's Fools Day in 2018.
It is a fork of Wownero, and it focuses on privacy, fungibility and memes.

Wownero does not depend on billionaire shills or lame ass, "influencers".
Unlike Opposing Projects.
You're really a Dank Wownero Chad
wownero by _XxFedexX_ October 5, 2021
A indirect and undefined dominance term used in the computer gaming world. Loosely, the word is utilised to describe one individuals sexual attraction to another while still conveying a message of superiority. Use of this term is highly indicative of latent homosexuality.
I have always wooned you.
wooned by Lennie Brisco July 29, 2008
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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