Wowness 

Often confused with 'whoaness or woahness'
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored

see Sarb

"You're nunga nungas are out like WOWNESS!"

Wowness by Pretty Pretty Princess November 15, 2005

Wopness Monster 

A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop and lochness monster. See also: dago, guido, guinea.

Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.

Wopness Monster by D.J.P. October 6, 2006

Wopness Monster 

A raging Italian-American. Signs of a wopness monster are: excessive pasta consumption, meatball sucking, extreme shoulder movement, knowledge of Italian curse words, has an Italian last name, and is at least 50% Italian. Can be used affectionately or offensively. Derived from wop. See also: dago, guido, guinea.

Randy: Everyone, meet The Wopness Monster

Dan: Hey shuddup ya friggin pistolino!!

Brad: Hey Dan, go suck on a meatball!

Dan: Sure thing buddy--hey wait a minute!

Brad: HAHAHA!!

Dan: Hey yanno what! Andate tutti a 'fanculo!!

Randy: What a guido
Brad: You said it.

Wopness Monster by D.J.P. September 23, 2008

wowlessness 

1. The act of having not playing world of warcraft
2. Having your world of warcraft acount taken away

I was wowlessness for one day because my dad is a cunt.

wowlessness by wowlessness November 21, 2014

wornessity 

The possibility of adding letters to words that wasn't spelled that way originally.

But instead spelling it with two l's a.l.l.ways
example d.o.u.b.l.e. but spelling it d.o.u.b.b.l.e......
wornessity=
(wore-ness-a-ty)

wornessity by regardless devon victory June 4, 2010

wooness 

A word used in utter sarcasm.

"do you know a spider has 6 legs?"
"Wooness!"

wooness by Sim_freek November 5, 2004