Wowner 

An errection caused by exposure to an impressive but non sexual thing.

This exciting new experience is giving me a wowner.

Wowner by sealeg August 20, 2014

power WoWer 

Someone who plays World of Warcraft way too much.

I made a chair that recycles my waste into food. I AM A POWER WOWER!

power WoWer by SkydivinWhales February 28, 2007

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

wowzers! 

Means the same thing as wow but with more "oomph" & enthusiasm.

"You're going out with Monica tonight? Wowzers! Dean-o!! Props buddy - hope ya seal tha deal!"

wowzers! by wavyg July 17, 2014

Wowzeriinos 

A word to execute when you are speechless,in aww or when you are amazed about something.

Boy: I am bored
Girl: Lets hav a boredom party
Boy: Wowzeriinos

or

Boyfriend:The sex was great WOWZERIINOS!!!

Wowzeriinos by Jose and Isis February 17, 2009

wowser 

In Australia, it is a derogatory word denoting a person who saps all the fun out of any given situation. Derived from the temperance movement in Australia and New Zealand at the turn of the C20th, when it was hurled as an accusation towards conservative teetotallers who were too prim and proper to relax and socialise, it has become a more generic term that can be assigned to any straight bore lacking a sense of humour, especially petty bureaucrats and Aussies politicians.

Cool chick: Coming to the party?
Nerd: No, I have to write an essay for uni.
Cool chick: C'mon, ya wowser! Forget the essay and let's party, mate.
Nerd, slowly de-nerdifying: Y'know, you're right. Let me at that party. Verily.

wowser by Plip-Plop August 13, 2008

wowsers

Excited. Realizing how you feel. Inspector Gadget catch phrase.

wowsers, i am hungry

wowsers by Jason August 20, 2003