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whompyjawed 

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.
She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.
whompyjawed by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

wonkyjawed 

Anything unbalanced, askew, off-kilter or crooked.
"After I sat on my new sunglasses they were all wonkyjawed."

Wompyjawed 

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.
After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.
Wompyjawed by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

wopperjawed 

(adj)-redneck for "messed up" or askew.

Just off kilter in some way.
Man Glennbob, my car's been all sorts of wopperjawed since i drove through that river. Just ain't runnin right!
wopperjawed by oBoSoB March 22, 2011

Whompyjawed 

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven
The table legs are Whompyjawed.

wompajawed 

The railing was all wompajawed.
Note: I heard this word from a Colorado native who also uses the word caddywumpus (misaligned, crooked). Come to think of it, they may be synonyms.
wompajawed by Doug Swain December 28, 2008