whoppyjawed

This is either the Ohio or the New Jersey version of whopperjawed. I had only ever heard it my way until I started looking it up to find the derivation. I mention Ohio because that's where I am from, but my mother who taught it to me is from New Jersey, with relatives from various east coast places.

The image on the card was all whoppyjawed.

whoppyjawed by Sarah W. Vodrey November 22, 2004

Woppyjawed 

Askew or not quite right.

After he fell of the bike his sunglasses were woppyjawed.

Woppyjawed by moboy June 12, 2009

whompyjawed 

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

whompyjawed by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

whopperjawed 

crooked, off-center

After the accident, his bumper was all whopperjawed

whopperjawed by reba August 1, 2003

Wompyjawed 

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.

After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.

Wompyjawed by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

Whompyjawed 

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

Whompyjawed by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005

whopperjawed 

not right, sideways, askew

There was a book in my backpack that was whopperjawed, therefore; it was diggin into my back.

whopperjawed by Kristen November 17, 2003