whompyjawed

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

Whompyjawed

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005

Woppyjawed

Askew or not quite right.

After he fell of the bike his sunglasses were woppyjawed.

by moboy June 12, 2009

whomperjawed

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

whompy-jawed

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

Wompyjawed

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.

After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.

by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

wompajawed

crooked, bent, warped

The railing was all wompajawed.
Note: I heard this word from a Colorado native who also uses the word caddywumpus (misaligned, crooked). Come to think of it, they may be synonyms.

by Doug Swain December 28, 2008