whompyjawed 

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

whompyjawed by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

Whompyjawed 

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

Whompyjawed by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005

Woppyjawed 

Askew or not quite right.

After he fell of the bike his sunglasses were woppyjawed.

Woppyjawed by moboy June 12, 2009

whomperjawed 

Southern term referring to an object or person that is out of sorts.

I got out of the car and the wind was blowing so excessively that my hair got all whomperjawed.

whomperjawed by Jay Stevens January 25, 2006

whompy-jawed 

When you have any two things that are supposed to join together as one to perform a certain function and they don't fit together the correct way they are whompy-jawed.

If you are using a pair of scissors and they don't cut correctly and the blades shift and won't meet like they are supposed to then they are whompy-jawed.

whompy-jawed by Blonde Bombshell_77 October 13, 2008

Wompyjawed 

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.

After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.

Wompyjawed by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

wompajawed 

crooked, bent, warped

The railing was all wompajawed.
Note: I heard this word from a Colorado native who also uses the word caddywumpus (misaligned, crooked). Come to think of it, they may be synonyms.

wompajawed by Doug Swain December 28, 2008