wompajawed 

crooked, bent, warped

The railing was all wompajawed.
Note: I heard this word from a Colorado native who also uses the word caddywumpus (misaligned, crooked). Come to think of it, they may be synonyms.

wompajawed by Doug Swain December 28, 2008

Woppyjawed 

Askew or not quite right.

After he fell of the bike his sunglasses were woppyjawed.

Woppyjawed by moboy June 12, 2009

whompyjawed 

Uneven, crooked, off-centered.

She told him to hang the painting on the wall, but when he did, it was whompyjawed.

whompyjawed by i_see_u_looking April 15, 2013

wampejawed 

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when looked at.

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

wampejawed by bagitbabe October 12, 2008

Wompyjawed 

Will not work properly, screwed up, messed up, cross eyed, crooked, etc.

After that guy got beat up, he looked all wompyjawed.

Wompyjawed by TheBamaBean March 31, 2015

Whompyjawed 

crooked offcenter notlevel uneven

The table legs are Whompyjawed.

Whompyjawed by Kimberly Trammell May 3, 2005

wampejawed 

Something is not put together well; not level; doesn't look right; something that has something wrong with when lo

I think that bicycle is wampejawed. Did you put it together without the instructions?

wampejawed by bagitbabe October 13, 2008