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uneven

the name given to some one who has uneven boobs that are big.
"Helen's nickname is uneven"
by kristen December 9, 2004
mugGet the unevenmug.

uneven boobs

The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.
VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.

person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
by emiliesfo June 17, 2016
mugGet the uneven boobsmug.

lil uneven

me: im a lil uneven today cuz i drank last night
by niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 27, 2009
mugGet the lil unevenmug.

Uneven Table Top

When a female has one larger breast and one smaller breast, typically by a large margin.
Brooke has such an uneven table top.
by Payners November 6, 2016
mugGet the Uneven Table Topmug.

uneven settings

an obnoxious thing that stephen says that makes no sense
by Dolly Partonnnnnnnnnnnnn March 21, 2008
mugGet the uneven settingsmug.

Uneven Ass

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.
Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?
by Professional3rdWheeler April 3, 2022
mugGet the Uneven Assmug.

Uneven leg

A person with unequal limb.
Could you call that man with uneven leg. Hey, leg lift, come here.
by anonymous April 28, 2023
mugGet the Uneven legmug.

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