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Uneven
A term to describe the best people who will ever live in the history of earth and also the UNIVERSE. If you want to find them, they are often seen at MORAHAN or starting fires illegally, or drunk, occasionally seen harassing people for fags.
Uneven by whatyoulikeyou September 14, 2020
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uneven boobs
The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.
VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.
person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
uneven boobs by emiliesfo June 17, 2016
Uneven Table Top
Uneven Table Top by Payners November 6, 2016
uneven settings
uneven settings by Dolly Partonnnnnnnnnnnnn March 21, 2008
uneven eyebrows
As the name implies it means uneven eyebrows but what I wanted to tell you is the feeling of the urge for death that comes with it.
Ilayda: What is wrong?
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...
Bihter: MY UNEVEN EYEBROWS ARE WRONG AND I CRIED ABOUT IT FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THE SHOWER...
uneven eyebrows by MamaStella January 29, 2018
Uneven Ass
A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.
Uneven Ass by Professional3rdWheeler April 3, 2022
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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