
The struggle of having one breast larger than the other. Some people get it bad. Bras are like having one boob that is a turtle in a shell that's too big for it, and the other boob is a hermit crab that had outgrown his shell.
VS employee: we will take your measurements to get you the perfect bra.
person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
person with uneven boobs: OH SURE RIGHT OK YA YOU DO THAT.
by emiliesfo June 17, 2016

by niggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa June 27, 2009

by Payners November 6, 2016

by Dolly Partonnnnnnnnnnnnn March 21, 2008

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.
by Professional3rdWheeler April 3, 2022

by anonymous April 28, 2023
