Woonch

A woonch enjoys eating warm custard while sipping espresso. They also hate their neighbors.

1."Clara is acting like she's not some kind of woonch hating on her neighbors like that..."
2."Yeah, I even caught her last week eating custard and drinking espresso!"
3."Was it warm custard?"
4."Clearly."
5."What a woonch."

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Woochebag

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery

That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.

by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

Wootcher

Similar to a typical coomer a wootcher is an individual who watches pornography. However, a wootcher does not masturbate to such porn; instead, a wootcher will only watch.

P1: today I watched 90 minutes of porn.
P2: dude... your a coomer.
P1: nah man, i didnt jerk to it, i'm only a wootcher

by H?H?H? April 25, 2020

Wootcher

Someone who watches porn or hentai but doesn't fap to it.

"Dude I hate coomers."
"Don't you watch porn too?"
"Nah dude. I don't fap. I am a wootcher."

by BonkyTonk April 25, 2020

Wooch

Singer/Producer by the name of Wooch. Psychedelic Alternative R&B storyteller. Wooch takes you on a trip with his dope beats and meaningful lyrics.

"Hey! You heard of Wooch?"

"Oh.. you mean The Amethyst King?"

by avibetribe April 3, 2020

Walla Walla Woodchipper

Sexual maneuver in which the male quickly and forcefully thrusts his erect member in and out of his partner's throat, causing the partner to projectile vomit while making a rapid-fire gagging noise, the scene akin to feeding logs into a running wood chipper.

Walla Walla Woodchipper? I barely know her?

by BM HAT January 11, 2010

Wooch Guru

Someone who has devoted their life to the ways of wooch.

“Jacob WOOCH!”
“Ah ah ah, read chapter 3 of the wooch rulebook!”
“Wow, your such a wooch guru.”

by Char777 July 8, 2019