Definitions by Aurele

floonch 

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

floonch by Aurele December 23, 2021

floonch 

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

floonch by Aurele December 23, 2021

Woonch 

A woonch enjoys eating warm custard while sipping espresso. They also hate their neighbors.

1."Clara is acting like she's not some kind of woonch hating on her neighbors like that..."
2."Yeah, I even caught her last week eating custard and drinking espresso!"
3."Was it warm custard?"
4."Clearly."
5."What a woonch."

Woonch by Aurele December 23, 2021

Kloonchmas 

A group of #kloonch who celebrate Christmas in a extreme and/or annoying fashion.

1. "Can you believe Betsy is celebrating Kloonchmas?!"
2. "I mean what do you expect she is a kloonch"
3. "I guess you're right."

Kloonchmas by Aurele December 23, 2021

kloonch 

An idiot or mostly idiotic individual. They also like Christmas.

Stop being a freaking kloonch, Betsy!

kloonch by Aurele December 23, 2021

gloonch 

A gloonch is someone who walks around with 5 yellow tights on his right leg and one pink tight on his left leg. They also start each morning screaming into avocados. They are not the brightest crayon in the box however, they do like Christmas.

Wow! That freakin gloonch is really feeling festive this Christmas.

gloonch by Aurele December 23, 2021