floonch

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.
1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."
by Aurele December 23, 2021
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Kloonchmas

A group of #kloonch who celebrate Christmas in a extreme and/or annoying fashion.
1. "Can you believe Betsy is celebrating Kloonchmas?!"
2. "I mean what do you expect she is a kloonch"
3. "I guess you're right."
by Aurele December 23, 2021
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floonch

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.
1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."
by Aurele December 23, 2021
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gloonch

A gloonch is someone who walks around with 5 yellow tights on his right leg and one pink tight on his left leg. They also start each morning screaming into avocados. They are not the brightest crayon in the box however, they do like Christmas.
Wow! That freakin gloonch is really feeling festive this Christmas.
by Aurele December 23, 2021
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Woonch

A woonch enjoys eating warm custard while sipping espresso. They also hate their neighbors.
1."Clara is acting like she's not some kind of woonch hating on her neighbors like that..."
2."Yeah, I even caught her last week eating custard and drinking espresso!"
3."Was it warm custard?"
4."Clearly."
5."What a woonch."
by Aurele December 23, 2021
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kloonch

An idiot or mostly idiotic individual. They also like Christmas.
Stop being a freaking kloonch, Betsy!
by Aurele December 23, 2021
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