Wookcock

A nerdier version of the word woodcock. For Star Wars nerds who dream of fucking Wookiees.

(Two guys at a Star Wars convention)
Guy 1: Look at all the hot Wookiees in here
Guy 2: You fucking Wookcock!

by twobrooklyngirls February 22, 2011

Woodcock Complex

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.

"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"

by DaTominator7 June 28, 2016

The Woodcock inn

Evidently, some bar in the Pittsburgh area said to have great food. Also, a famous bar in England of the same name. Has a great suggestive name. I mean, come on! Who wouldn't want to go there just because of that.

(looking for directions)
Some guy- How far is the Woodcock Inn?
Other guy- About 6 inches.

by Bob_Lenz April 8, 2008

woolcock

someone who puts there cock up their bellybutton and gets bellybutton fluff on it

Bob: "man i just got a woolcock"
Brian: "that serves you right for not washing your bellybutton"

by Fluffy Finkle September 9, 2009

Woodcock

Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!

Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
me:Woodcock
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!

by dutch oven September 10, 2006

WOODCOCK

A shorebird that lives in forests, the American Woodcock is most frequently encountered at dusk when the male's chirping, peenting aerial displays attract attention. Otherwise the superbly camouflaged bird is difficult to discover on the forest floor where it probes for earthworms.

Cool Fact:
The male American Woodcock gives no parental care, but continues to display long after most females have laid eggs. Some males display at several, widely separated singing grounds and will mate with several females. A female may visit four or more singing grounds before nesting, and she may keep visiting even when she is caring for her young.

Woodcock birds are easy to spot, they're the ones with short legs and a long pecker.

by dawoodman71 February 4, 2010

Woodcock-Johnson

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010