Yeah, whatever, it's my last name. So what? It's not like true or anything. And no! I don't get splinters or do I know what type of wood is it. Jeeze! Give me a break. Everyone has made fun of it since grade 5. Kids can be so cruel. But I have to admit thanks to my last name I am a little more popular, thanks!
Planning Teacher: Ok everyone, I want everyone to say there last name, ok
Planning teacher: what? could you say that a little louder please
Planning teacher: LOLZZ ROFL ROFL!!
by dutch oven September 10, 2006
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1.One that criticizes in a unconstructive manner
2.An asshole; a dick; prick
Student with learning disability-"2+2=5".

Teacher-"Wrong douchbag take a lap"

Student#2-"Wow what a fucking woodcock"
by Brewno September 15, 2007
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A mixed breed of peacocks and woodpeckers.
The woodcock was pretty!
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The last name of an alias used when checking into a seedy hotel. The first name of the Alias is usually Richard
"Hi I called ahead and reserved a room by the hour under the name Woodcock, first name Richard
by peddyr March 31, 2008
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1. Winner

2. A man with an unusually large and hard penis
3. A bird (get your mind out of the gutter) that walks slowly along the forest floor, probing the soil with its long bill in search of earthworms. Unlike its coastal relatives, this plump little shorebird lives in young forests and shrubby old fields across eastern North America.
1. A chant to be yelled after one has defeated an opponent at any such tournament; "Woodcock means Winner!". Often times used as the team name so that the team may later chant: "Woodcock! Woodcock! Woodcock!"
3. "That guy I hooked up with last night had the biggest woodcock I've ever seen!"
2. Look at the cute woodcock with its long beak scavenging for food!
by PubCrawler March 20, 2015
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Someone who gives inappropriate sex advice to underage kids.
You told that little boy to not wear condoms when having sex? Dude, you're such a woodcock!
by SomeoneResponsible April 9, 2010
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pretty much a god. a bran d on woodcock is not only great in the sack, but he carries a large pecker to boost. he also is a loving man and will make you laugh your arse off
i was over at my buddys house the other day and all i could hear was his girl moaning all night..... he is such a bran d on woodcock
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