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hoods in the woods 

Adolescents sent to an experiential camp or outdoor therapy program as part of their rehabilitation program or to avoid incarceration.
He got sent to one of those "hoods in the woods" programs rather than go to juvie jail.

Wood Hood 

Slang for the typical male condom.
I gotta remember to pop by the drug store to pick up some wood hoods.
Wood Hood by logantrox September 15, 2011

wood-hood 

A place where cows and fields are plentiful, the most un-hood place on this planet
You been cow tippin in the wood-hood before?
wood-hood by Eric moss January 14, 2007

woody hood winked 

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.
We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.
woody hood winked by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hood wood 

a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car
"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."
hood wood by Holly M S May 7, 2010

hood wood 

Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart
Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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