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Woods Hoods 

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!
Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!
Woods Hoods by vinny125125 December 9, 2009
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hoods in the woods 

Adolescents sent to an experiential camp or outdoor therapy program as part of their rehabilitation program or to avoid incarceration.
He got sent to one of those "hoods in the woods" programs rather than go to juvie jail.

Wood Hood 

Slang for the typical male condom.
I gotta remember to pop by the drug store to pick up some wood hoods.
Wood Hood by logantrox September 15, 2011

wood-hood 

A place where cows and fields are plentiful, the most un-hood place on this planet
You been cow tippin in the wood-hood before?
wood-hood by Eric moss January 14, 2007

woody hood winked 

When your woody hoody fails and your girl gets pregnant.
We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.
woody hood winked by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

hood wood 

a sexual experience that occurs on the hood of a car, especially from the male's point of view; a man having sex with a woman on the hood of her car
"Dude, I gave Missy some serious hood wood at the camp ground this weekend."
hood wood by Holly M S May 7, 2010

hood wood 

Is when a man has four children by four different woman said children can be born years months or weeks apart
Hey girl I hear you been fucking with drock and you pregnant now you this official makes him Home Depot approved he's a 4x4 he got that hood wood not that good wood
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