3 definitions by Beaks86

Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

We never thought that would happen to us, but sure enough, we got woody hood winked.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017

1.When you have had too much to drink and people don't understand the words coming out of your mouth
2.when your words run together

He is speaking in cursive again.

by Beaks86 February 26, 2017