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Woodine

The act in which one passionately requests tits and/or gash pictures.
I'm Woodineing so hard right now.
by Erection-that-throbes September 18, 2016
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Captain Woodie

1) Refers to a part which serves no constructive purpose, but desires to lead.
2) Leadership by focusing on why we failed rather than on how we can do better to succeed.
3) Lack of planning, communication, insight, and follow-up. A bad leader who talks a good game but does nothing to achieve the goal then brags about how close we came to success and blames bad luck for the loss.
Captain Woodie came to run the meeting, but only talked about how much he loved being in the Marine Corps. Consequently, nothing got done and no decisions were made. We wasted an afternoon because of the wood!

Everyone was pissed that we’d failed to meet our objective, and then Captain Woodie told us that there were just too many obstacles and we’d have to beat our heads against the wall for a long time before we could expect to win.

We could have been better prepared for the competition, but no one planned any training, or told us anything. After the race, while we were trying to figure out how to get home, a captain woodie came out and told us how we could have won if we’d had just a bit more luck
by Stan West April 14, 2006
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Woodinville

A small town near Seattle, known for having less than 5 black people, 100's of million dollar homes, 1 movie theater where middle schoolers kick it, about 80 wineries where people a bunch of people from Cali hang out, and high schoolers from upper class families that think they're thuggety thug. Plenty of money here to support a desperate house wife fo sho.
Desperate housewife: "Hey did you see that blacked-out gangster mobile drive by on 22's, ghetto blasting California love? Are you sure it was a good idea to move to Woodinville."

Rich doctor husband: "No worries dear, that's just the son of the town dentist, he's under the impression he's black"

Desperate housewife: "I think I'll fuck him while you're not home"

Rich doctor husband: "Werd"
by ziggyzag April 16, 2013
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woodina

another way for saying wood, cock, penis willy, winky, whatever you call it
Becky: I had sex with Rudy last night he had a large woodina

Rudy: I have a large woodina
by MrRikxè August 9, 2019
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sportin' a Woodie

Having an erection, esp. while wearing loose-fitting slacks, creating an amusing tent-like effect.
"Did you see Jim after the meeting today? When he stood up from the table he was really sportin' a Woodie!"
by kBro May 1, 2006
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Woodinville

Woodinville, Washington. Northeast of Seattle, Suburban area. Lots of Starbucks and SUVs. Wealthy area good for parents to raise their children. Woodinville is a nice city. Lots of good looking girls, cool guys, and it has been known to have a few milfs.
"Woodinville has 'hella' hot girls."
"It's true"
"Some of them are easy too"
by Tyler from Woodinville November 30, 2005
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jazz woodbine

A small marijuana cigarette, generally smoked in a dingy little bar in New Orleans by jazz guitar and piano maestros.
Tommy was smoking a Jazz woodbine and his picking was fucking on fire dude...you should have been there...it was like, Whoh there...outta sight...
by merryment May 8, 2005
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