by j-deez August 30, 2007
Is the art of masterbating in the woodland of Herefordshire. This activity is often undertaken by farmers sons when walking their dog.
by Egg1234 May 25, 2007
by chris smith March 10, 2003
When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.
Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood
Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.
Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.
by Screw-It-I'm-Out June 06, 2021
When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.
by Horny bus driver December 22, 2015
A underrated music artist that has released three albums since 2015 and two remasters of his old two albums. Some of his most famous songs are Dr. Sunshine is Dead, Love, me normally, and 6up 5oh Cop-Out (Pro/Con). He has a band he calls “the tapeworms” and even used to be branded as Will Wood and the Tapeworms.
He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.
Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.
He has a movie on Amazon Prime called “The Real Will Wood” where he goes on about his life and how he got to where he is today, plus songs in the studio.
Will Wood also had a canceled ARG about a fake university called Marybell University, and it even has its own fake website, acting like a real university.
Person A: have you heard of The Normal Album by Will Wood?
Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.
Person B: yeah, i liked Suburbia Overtune the best.
by Millie roles a 7 February 15, 2021
1) “Then he put his hands in my pants, felt them thick lips, and got wood” - Nicki Minaj
2) Pass the wood.
2) Pass the wood.
by 1277430927 January 07, 2019